Dear Valued Customer

January 17, 2018

Dear Valued Customer,
We made a grave error
In calculating the correct
News to show you
The views you should believe
And in believing
We had control over it all.
Dear Valued Customer,
You don’t have a brain
You simply take
What we spoon feed you
And regurgitate it as your own.
Dear Valued Customer,
It turns out the liberal agenda
We attempted to follow
Was foiled by our conservative friends.
Dear Valued Customer,
We promise in the future
To only display the news
Which aligns to our shared views!


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